It’s Thursday, and you know what that means: Time for Quirky Quotables with La Lohan. This week, the only former Hollywood child star with her own private entrance at the Los Angeles County Jail is set to ruffle feathers after telling the Aug. issue of Italian Vanity Fair (with a straight face, mind you…) that her numerous scrapes with the law were hardly enough to warrant a prison sentence.
(Cue the laugh track here…)
The trouble-prone 25-year-old actress has served three brief jail terms and most recently 35 days under house arrest for violating the probation terms of her 2007 driving under the influence conviction. Lindsay argues that since her crimes have all been victimless, a stern finger-wagging and a trip to Time-Out would have been sufficient punishment for her headline-grabbing misdeeds.
Let LiLo tell it, only killers deserve to go to jail.
“Unless you’re a killer, I don’t see a reason to stay there [prison]. I never hurt anyone but myself,” the Mean Girls says matter-of-factly.
Well, what a comforting thought for all the rapists, child molestors, and identity thieves of the world. If this little proverb is representative of the lay person’s interpretation of the law, it’s no wonder Casey Anthony will soon find herself soaking up the sun off the coast of Hawaii!