Friday, July 22, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Tells a Judge She ‘Can’t Afford’ Counseling

During a hearing today, Lindsay Lohan’s attorney said the actress hasn’t been able to continue her court-mandated therapy sessions due to “financial issues.”

But Judge Stephanie Sautner was unmoved, saying, “If she doesn’t have the means, she’s got to find someone to help her out.”

Maybe her famewhore mother or douchenozzle father, both of whom have sponged off her since childhood, will step in and finally be responsible parenHAHAHAHA.

Man. I’m sorry, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. The odds of her parents doing a damned thing for her are roughly the same as Kim Kardashian having an understated wedding with no cameras allowed.

Then again, maybe a little self-help is in order here. LiLo could cut back on her famous shopping sprees and find a place that’s cheaper to rent than her current beachfront pad.

Or she could, you know, stay out of trouble long enough to actually work for a living like the rest of us mere mortals.

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